As Seen on TV

Turn on the television early morning or late at night, and you see a barrage of infomercials. They basically all say the same thing: If you buy or join now you’ll receive for free the following two items, just pay additional shipping and handling. Or buy now, and receive as an added bonus…

As seen on TVInfomercials are big business, bringing in
billions of dollars a year.

Have you ever wondered what the infomercial would be if Jesus were trying to get people to follow him?

Join the Jesus Club today and become a saved Christian. When you join, you not only receive His love but the following at no extra charge:

  1. Joy – It will fill every fiber of your being;
  2. Peace – The father’s arms around you when you feel alone, afraid, or down;
  3. Blessings – All your needs will be covered;
  4. Mercy – There will be no retribution for past mistakes; and
  5. Eternal Life – You get to hang out with Jesus at His home in Heaven.

Five free items if you join the Jesus club now. But wait, there’s more…

You also receive the added bonus of forgiveness. Grace only the Father can give. Imagine all your sins washed clean. All for FREE. The best part is Jesus will be with you forever. You will get to speak to him anytime you’d like to get answers to your prayers. You are guaranteed to never reach a busy signal or voice-mail.


Learn to seek God and He will become your best friend. – Sid Roth, a Jewish believer in Jesus


You might be asking “What’s the catch?” In order to receive what God has to offer, all you have to do is accept Jesus into your heart. In Romans 10:9-10, it tells us that If you confess that Jesus is Lord and believe that God raised him from death, you will be saved. For it is by our faith that we are put right with God; it is by our confession that we are saved. You can receive all this and more with no additional shipping and handling charges.

Join the Jesus Club before it’s too late. Places are filling up fast, and time is running out. You never know when Jesus might come back, and it’ll be too late to accept His offer.

If you or someone you know is in need of prayer, please let me know. I’ll be more than happy to pray for the situation.

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